// The Armory — Official Merch

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Our own designs, printed and shipped through the Coolasice Store on Etsy. This is the one place on the site where the money goes straight to us instead of a commission — so if you want to actually support Z-Tact, this is how.

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Hoodie

Death & Taxes: They Found Me Hoodie

Heavyweight zombie-horror pullover. The one you actually reach for when it's cold and the power's out.

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Sweatshirt

Death & Taxes: They Found Me Crewneck

The Z-Tact zombie graphic on a classic crewneck. Our namesake design.

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T-Shirt

Died Once, Still Clocked In Tee

For anyone who has ever worked through an apocalypse. Funny because it's uncomfortably close to home.

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T-Shirt

Death & Taxes Halloween Tee

Gothic skeleton graveyard graphic. Works in October, works in a bunker.

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About the Shop

Z-Tact merch is sold through Coolasice Store, our Etsy shop based in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Purchases are completed securely through Etsy. Our print-on-demand partner, Printify, coordinates production and shipping through its print providers. Etsy Purchase Protection applies to eligible orders.

Sizing, materials, and shipping times are listed on each product page. Questions about an order go through Etsy's message system so there's a record attached to your purchase — that's faster than emailing us directly.

Unlike the gear we recommend elsewhere on this site, these are our own products. No affiliate commission involved — you're buying directly from us.